Tag..

Tag ni dari Dayah...emmmpphhh layan ajer

"WHAT IF UR EX SAID THIS TO U?"

1.hi,how r ya?
Dah berapa tahun ko tak tanya kabar aku, buang tebiat ker budak ni... buat2 gi masjid, bertobat..

2.hey! you wanna go to mall?
sure, I 'll bring my wife and kids.. berani ker ikut.

3.i love you!
Why me???You should consider your current/ex-hubby... not me...

4. do you want some cookies?
Ko masak ker... tak pernah lak aku dengar ko masak..selalu order kat kedai..hahaha

5.can u take me a picture?
boleh... boleh bla..

6. help me in my homework?
Apsal aku lak,..hubby/ex-hubby ko tak de tangan kaki ker nak tolong...

7. here's my gift to you.
hadiah.?? better you give your hubby/ex-hubby to consideer u back

8. let's just be textmates
textmates dengan wife aku je...my wife is my best secretary

9. do you want me to buy u an ipod?
hadiah pun aku tak nak, ni kan ko nak bagi aku ipod... apa guna.. meh sini duit ko, aku sedekah kat masjid

10.lets sit together in the bus
ko dah miskin ker naik bus..dulu berlagak tak nak naik bus.. maklum la, taste ko sume orang kaya2

11.hi baby
buang tebiat ke apa budak ni... nak ber'baby2' dengan aku... wife aku tahu...kes pecah pinggan kang...

12.you still cuteya..ya..
my kids - cute....not me... dah beruban

13.i still love you
thanks but no thank... banyak lagi lelaki kaya ko boleh pisau cukur kan mereka.. aku ni bukan orang 'ada2'

14.can i visit your house?
boleh... nanti wife aku sambut dengan penyapu..tak pasal2 ko dapat sial 44 hari..

15.do u love me?
let me think again...emmmphh... sayang aku telah berubah kepada wife n anak2 aku

Follow these instructions:named 3 candidates on ur list, ask them to complete this tag repost on their blogwrite the title "WHAT IF UR EX SAID THIS TO U?"
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3.... sume dayah dah kebas orang yang aku nak tag... especially dayah...nah... layan tag ni.hehehe..